Finest Lt Penguine

Just a dude with a funny name the Good Dudes came across from Halo 3. Lieutenant Penguine was fun to play against, but more fun to say out loud.

His gamertag was some derivation of "Lieutenant Penguine", perhaps "Lt. Penguine" and those Good Dudes that were present concocted this fantasy of a real, honest-to-goodness penguin named Penguine enlisted in the armed forces. A beast of rigorous will and self-discipline. How incredibly well-kept he must be. So proud of his appearance. Surely he must be the finest Lieutenant Penguine.

He never spoke or interacted with us but his name will be remembered forever. To truly maximize the potential of this phrase, be sure to really emphasize the "ween" sound at the end of Penguine as well as an emphasis on just how fine and well-kept he must be.