Wolfe Maranto

Xbox Live thinks Miek's real name is Wolfe Maranto.

We found this out years after he created his account. Miek will tell you that has no idea where Wolfe Maranto may have come from but I don't believe him.

As of 2017, it's also un-Googleable. Nobody alive is named Wolfe Maranto, nor has that combination of characters been placed next to each other on the internet before. Indeed, the mystery of Wolfe Maranto is a great one. One which likely will never be solved.

An ancient joke goes as follows, as funny now as the day it was invented:"'Call him Wolfe Maranto. He will know the reason why.'"