Mowin U Down

We encountered Mowin U Down only once, but he left a legacy that has surpassed those of Private Church, Finest Lt Penguine, or Doctor Ezekiel Rage.

Mowin U Down was a Halo 3 player who was matched against us in a game. It turned out he was a gimmick account, if you can be a gimmick account in a video game. His avatar/logo was a steering wheel. He literally didn't leave the Warthog all game. He did nothing but try to run people over.

And he was so fucking good at it.

He must have gotten 25 kills with his bumper. That dude ran us over so many times that it was momentarily frustrating and transitioned right to hilarious. He killed more people with a dumb truck without guns than any man could have with bullets. I like to think we never saw him again because he was convicted for vehicular manslaughter in real life.

Chris: Let it be known that this match was played on Valhalla, perhaps our strongest map as a team. We would often punch way higher than our skill ceiling if we played on that map since we knew it so well. 'Mowin' pushed us straight back to our spawn and kept us there, running over dozens of Good Dudes in the process. The man was a savant.