The Funeral

While funemployed together for a time, Graham, James and Mike had held many discussions about possible sources of employment that they could enjoy together. One such idea was a business that we could create and run ourselves, centered around our greatest skill: having a good-ass time.

I'm not sure that we ever came up with an actual name for the service, but the idea was that we would bring a party to you by coming over and having a Good Dudes good time. Two ranks were invented, roles that would be filled by one of us that were both integral to the process:
 * The Funeral: A combination of "Fun" and "General", this would be the individual responsible for the ultimate success of the job at hand. He would plan and direct all actions to create maximum fun. After discussing the Funeral for a good forty-five minutes or so, we realized that the word is spelled in the exact same way as "funeral", and laughed perhaps harder than I've ever seen us laugh, a sustained five minutes minimum. Bus ads were discussed for the business, featuring such text as "ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUNERAL?" and "YOUR FUNERAL IS HERE"
 * The Lietenant: This role would be responsible for getting all affected parties out of work and commitments the next day, through the power of expert-level lying. The Lietenant's job would be to contact bosses, spouses, anyone relevant to ensuring that a good, late night could be had.