S- My D-

An alternate and euphemistic method for saying "suck my dick," wherein one replaces the words in the phrase with other words with the same first letter.

Examples include:
 * 1) Shovel my driveway
 * 2) Swipe my debit card
 * 3) Sign my death certificate
 * 4) Spoon my dad

The Good Dudes created this phrase one fine day at Perkin's restaurant after a fine night of boozing hard at the Dickhouse. It has been common parlance of the 'Dudes ever since.