On the phooooone!

To say that Miek loves his smartphone would be... an understatement. The man adores his phone and you'll rarely see him without it nearby.

During downtime of any kind he'll turn it on and start browsing whatever social media piques his interest at the moment. Because of his voracious appetite for the sweet, sweet nectar of hot takes on Twitter and spicy selfies, he'll often be so engrossed that he'll miss any conversation that takes place during the period of inaction as well as the resumption of whatever activity that's taking place.

This poses issues when, for example, the Good Dudes game and one of our teammates is completely AFK.

Though the origins are misty and cannot be discerned what is important is that it is every Good Dudes duty to belt out the following over and over again until Miek puts his phone down:"'On the phooooone! On the phoooone!'"The more odious, musical, and confrontational the better. Really stick it to him!