Fartscreen

This is a meme that comes from the age of the Dickhouse. It has something to do with Alex being a man with loose control of his bowels and his farts being so hideous and powerful that no material on earth can contain them.

The Fartscreen is his underwear, or boxers. It is a porous, cottony material that allows the fart to pass through unimpeded.

There's more to this joke but I can't remember. Hopefully someone else can pipe in with more insights into this venerable meme.

Either way, when referring to Alex's boxers, call them the Fartscreen. It is the way of the Good Dudes.

Mike: We spent a ton of time at the Dickhouse in those days, often spanning consecutive days and nights. After one particularly heinous night of farting, Alex had declared that he needed to go home to "change his boxers." In disgust, Chris replied, "You mean your FARTSCREEN?"