Dostovel/Destoochie

Two of the greatest early Good Dudes meme. These are bastardized pronunciations/misspellings of two guns in Goldeneye 007, a Nintendo 64 game that was a multiplayer staple of the Good Dudes for many years. The "Dostovel" (pronounced Duh-stov-uhl) was the picante way of choice to refer to the DD44 Dostovei. On a 24-inch television running at 640x480 (at best!) the pixels would blur together and the name of the gun was easily misread. Seriously, look at that image and tell me we were being unreasonable at such a young age. You cannot!

It also must be mentioned how puissant this gun sounds in the game. A warm and hearty BOOM BOOM BOOM replied whenever you pulled the Z-trigger on the control pad. Like a toasty bowl of Campbell's Chunky soup it satisfies for hours. Similarly, the "Destoochie" (pronounced Deh-stoo-chee) was how any particularly upstanding Good Dude might refer to the D5K Deutsche. This was a standard sub-machine gun that you could find most anywhere in the game and was a trusty ally in most situations.

Although unremarkable in most ways, it was still a fine step up from the Klobb (oft referred to by the Good Dudes as the "nail-gun" for it's weak damage and the tepid noise produced when fired) and was the weapon of choice for dealing with such blockheads. Take a destoochie into battle against an RCP-90 and you've got a bigger problem on your hands, however.